If you’ve been following my blog closely (and I assume you have been consumed with it for months now) then you probably noticed I dropped off the face of the Earth in the last few weeks.
Good news! I’m back! And I have news!
I just this week completed the first draft of my first novel, tentatively called That Time the World Almost Melted: An Earth-based space comedy. If you hate that title, well there’s plenty more to hate beyond that. And that’s where you come in: I need volunteers to help me out by beta reading this tome before I even think about publishing it.
What are you getting into?
- As the subtitle implies, it’s a sci-fi comedy. The main characters are human, but aliens pop up and adventure ensues. (Silly, pointless adventure.)
- It’s a relatively short novel (53,000 words, a bit longer than “novella”)
- I’ll provide a questionnaire in addition to the manuscript so you can give me your full, unvarnished opinions.
What’s in it for you?
- You will be thanked in the acknowledgments of my book
- You will get a copy of the book
- You will be remembered fondly by me and probably my mother
- You will have the life-long pride of having helped shaped one of the seminal novels of the 21st century (assuming you help me and also do this for Ta-Nehisi Coates)
Jake Whitman wasn’t having a great day. Work was stressful, his girlfriend just broke up with him, and the local brewery was really stretching with its latest punny beer names. No matter how bad, he was not expecting to find an alien in the back seat of his car. Now he’s on the road with federal agents, news media, and who knows what else chasing him. The very fate of the world could be on his shoulders … or at the very least tough dinner decisions.
Drop me a line if you want to volunteer!
phillipkscott [at] gmail [dot] com