Jake Whitman wasn’t having a great day.

Work was stressful, his girlfriend just broke up with him, and the local brewery was really stretching with its latest punny beer names. No matter how bad the day was going, he was not expecting to find an alien in the backseat of his car. Now he’s on the road with federal agents, news media, and who knows what else chasing him. The very fate of the world could be riding with him.

Earth doesn’t stand a chance.

Buckle your seatbelt and come for a ride sure to have explosions, romance, and an inhuman fixation on odors.

“Loved it! 😍 A delightfully fun and light read full of humor.
A space romp…on earth.”

See the review on Reedsy

Cast of characters


Jake, 34, is living in, if not a mid-life crisis, some sort of existential funk. He dislikes his job, has no success in love, and will jump at the first opportunity for a change. What a premise!


Callie, 29, is a journalist, though she uses that term loosely. She’s ready for her big break so she can escape the tortured world of click-bait. What an opportunity!


Zoe, 27, just started a new job in a new town with a new partner. She’s excited to see what the world holds for her. What if another world shows her something too!

And many, many more … But not too many! It’s not confusing!

Professionally drawn map of where the action happens

A book that sometimes reminds you of E.T., Alf and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to Galaxy. Quite witty and entertaining. After reading this book, you will see air fresheners in a completely different light!

Andreas B., Amazon review

You heard it from Amazon!

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